Saturday, April 7, 2007

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so i replied the textbook answer---------
Dear troubled user:
this is a very common problem that men often complain about.Many people upgrade from GIRLFRIEND 7.0 to WIFE 1.01 thinking it just a utillities WIFE 1.01 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and its designed by its creator to run EVERYTHING it is also impossible to delete to delete WIFE 1.01 and return to GIRLFRIEND 7.0.it is also impossible to uninstall or purge the program files once it been installed .Some have tried to install Girlfriend 7.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system. Look in your manual under "Warnings - Alimony/Child support". I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and deal with the situation.

I suggest installing background application program C:\YES DEAR to alleviate software augmentation. Having installed Wife 1.0 myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE. In any case avoid excessive use of C:\YES DEAR because ultimately you may have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the operating system will return to normal. The system will run smoothly as long as you take the blame for all the GPFs.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very high-maintenance. Consider buying additional software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 3.1 and Diamonds 2K. Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of Luck,
Tech Support

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